Dr. Scholls

submitted by: Marcy

That toe gots AIDS.

Nay Nay, fool.  Patch says stay away.

No one listens to the red goddam pony. 

Penicillin Villain

 

submitted by: Dru

You're taking a major chance touching that shit.

Spiderman has some serious action, but these strawberries are sick.

JAM that in there: PB&J

 

submitted by: frg234

This is purple.  It's not Barney.  I'm sure it's in LOVE with me and my mother fucking FINGER...

Stark. Short. NIGHTMARE.

submitted by: Frazzle*Dazzle

I hope you cut your Goddam finger on that can.  
There are two very despicable things happening in this fingering.

One: Never - Never Ever put your finger in someone's beer.  That's just NOT right.  So fuck you for that.  To mess with the beer drinking experience by exposing, what could be a herpes-ridden Fingerdome, is an horrible and immeasurable offense.

Two: There is no excuse for drinking domestic beers. Everyone should bleed for being involved in this photo.

Let me correct that.  No one should drink corporate domestic beers.  Drink micro-brews all you like.  But corporate brews are as bad as the illuminati.

You doubt me? Dangerous photo all around.Thanks.

Texas Finger Massacre

submitted by: Frazzle*Dazzle

As much as I'd like to say this looks friendly...

I remember seeing Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I was young.

It starts out all hunky-dory and "Free love" with a ton of sunlight and a Scooby Doo-Mystery-in-the-daylight kind of vibe.  But it quickly gets dark when what looks like a friendly razor-blade slices into a fleshy wrist. The wrist of a handicapped pot-head, no less!  Double catastrophe from the get go!

I don't care how many beautiful sun rays come at me with this finger.  This isn't adventure time.  Feels more like I'm about to get violated and the messenger looks a little too fuckin' happy.

Transformers: More than meets your Finger

submitted by: Case

My momma told me "NO!"

But I don't listen.  

Because I just can't stop putting my fingers in stuff, and what-not.

Poppy then Poof!

submitted by: spitdaddy

Somehow, fingering this cookie had a drastic effect, and mysteriously it split into 4 equal quadrants.

This finger takes the cake!  Or...Cookie.  Strong finger, bro.

Diesel Toast

submitted by: Case

Fingers, imbedded in the darkness of this wheat toast.  

The finger's owner is bleeding in a distant field somewheres.  This bread looks happy, but it's pure, fucking EVIL.

I don't doubt it.

The Mollusk

submitted by: Mer

I'm having a difficult time naming this sucker.

Obviously, we gave it "The Mollusk," but it has something else to it... I really want to say "Mick Mullosk," or ... "Steven Tyler does the Mullosk," or ... "Ween, is there any inbetween?"

We found something, nonetheless.  I like it.

Thanks Mer! That's a beautiful finger - And an even more beautiful mouth full of teeth and tongue and saliva and I could go on and on and on and on - if I only had me some pop rocks. Shit.

A perfect, piercing picture of health.

The Brain

submitted by: ME

I humbly offer our first post.

She was fingering my brain, unsuccessfully, but I can't say the experience was a complete failure.