Thursday, April 25, 2013

Texas Finger Massacre

submitted by: Frazzle*Dazzle

As much as I'd like to say this looks friendly...
I remember seeing Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I was young.

It starts out all hunky-dory and "Free love" with a ton of sunlight and a Scooby Doo-Mystery-in-the-daylight kind of vibe.  But it quickly gets dark when what looks like a friendly razor-blade slices into a fleshy wrist. The wrist of a handicapped pot-head, no less!  Double catastrophe from the get go!

I don't care how many beautiful sun rays come at me with this finger.  This isn't adventure time.  Feels more like I'm about to get violated and the messenger looks a little too fuckin' happy.

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